“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
merlin - warm bodies au
merlin is dead. well… mostly dead. but just because his heart isn’t beating anymore, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t have one. or that it isn’t dangerously vulnerable around someone like arthur who is incredibly, beautifully alive.
“i’m dead, but it’s not so bad. i’ve learned to live with it. i’m sorry i can’t properly introduce myself, but i don’t have a name anymore… mine might have started with an ‘m’ but that’s all i have now.”
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
